Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed. Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger: Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots I refuse (REFUSE) to pay for shipping so I just called the order in and said I know it’s a long shot but would you be willing to waive the S&Hjust because. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way Anthropologie PSA: I just ordered approximately twenty-seven swimsuits from. The other option is to STAY on Earth and attempt to help humanity grow, learn, and be better… to again, AVOID NUCLEAR WAR! So again, TLDR:īook 2: Dogs are aliens, humans are about to go on an all out war, dogs decide humanity is worth saving and -stay- to help avoid war.Īnyway, go read the books, they’re great.īeating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. They are asked to “go home” by Sirius… LORD OF THE DOG STAR … because the humans are about to begin a NUCLEAR WAR and Sirius wants to save all the dogs on Earth from the coming war, but that would mean ABANDONING THE HUMANS AND ALL LIFE ON THE PLANT! Other things happen… but what results is the dogs of Earth (again, MOSTLY PONGO) having to make the choice of all dogs abandoning humans and the planet to “go home.” They find this out after waking up and finding ALL LIFE ON EARTH IS ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR DOGS! The Starlight Barking is about the dogs from the first book (Pongo mostly, but lots of others) learning that they are actually technically aliens. What IS the book’s sequel? It’s called The Starlight Barking. Kdinjenzen: TIL that most of you didn’t know that One Hundred and One Dalmatians was based on the book The Hundred and One Dalmatians …Īnd that the “would be sequels” (aka 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure andġ02 Dalmatians ) are WAY WAY WAAAAAAAY different than the ACTUAL book’s sequel.
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